A couple of young boys were fishing at a special pond off the beaten track. All of sudden, the guard jumped out from the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell.
The guard was hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the young man stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath, so the guard finally caught up to him.
"Let's see your fishing license, boy!" asked the guard.
The boy pulled out his wallet and gave the guard a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the guard, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! you don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir,"replied the guy, " but my friend back there, well, he don't have one."
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