The Man With A Lion

     It was a quiet day. Suddenly, a police officer heard a scream. She ran around the corner. She couldn't believe her eyes. There was a man with a huge lion on a leash.
"Hey you!" She said. "You can't walk around the streets with a lion. Take it to the zoo!"
"Okay, officer. I just wanted to show Baby the town."
The man opened the door of his car and the lion jumped in. The officer stood and stared as the man drove off in the direction of the zoo.

     The next day, the officer saw the same man and the same lion again.
"Hey you!" she said. "Come over here and bring that lion with you!"
The man brought the lion over to the officer.
"What's the problem, officer?"
"Problem? I told you yesterday to take that lion to the zoo!"
"Oh I did, officer. I took Baby to the zoo. He enjoyed it very much. But today I'm taking him to the movies!"