On his first day at work, a man called the pantry, "Bring me a cup of coffee! Hurry!"
The other person on the end of the line responded furiously, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong number! Do you know whom you're talking to? "
"No", replied the new employee.
"It's the Head Manager of the company, you fool!"
"It's the Head Manager of the company, you fool!"
"So, do you know whom YOU are talking to, you fool?" asked the new employee.
"No", replied the Head Manager.
"That's good!" replied the new employee with relieve and quickly put down the phone!
