I am a Belcher but I do not fart,
For Belchers are a world apart.
Although farters are our brothers in lewdness,
They can never aspire to our level of rudeness.
We launch our belches with a variety of seductions,
While farts are merely boring eruptions.
So come on Belchers, gather round!
And we'll belch some polite sissies down.
While our loathsome friends with explosive asses,
Cripple them with deadly gasses!
***thanks to Gene :)
